douche canoe

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.

Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.

by bob h boberson April 21, 2008

douche canoe

a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died.

the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.

well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.

by cmz II January 7, 2008

Douche Canoes

Boat shoes

Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.

by tankgirl626 September 8, 2013

douche canoe

Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.

Canoe: Small boat.

Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.

Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!

Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?

by Amroc January 16, 2008

douche canoe

Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts

Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!

by mcsdarts October 21, 2014

Douche canoe

A piece of feces, frozen, then used as a dildo.

I heard Violet is a nasty ho and used a douche canoe at a party in front of everyone.

by Err78 January 13, 2008

Double Douche Canoe

Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.

You're a real double douche canoe.

by harlequinxx July 30, 2010