Definitions by Amroc

douche canoe 

Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.

Canoe: Small boat.

Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.

Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!

Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?

douche canoe by Amroc January 16, 2008

green skittles

Green skittles make one horney. Pop one in your mouth and smile.

"the green ones make me horney!"

green skittles by Amroc May 19, 2005