douche canoe

Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.

Canoe: Small boat.

Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.
Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!

Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?
by Amroc January 14, 2008
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green skittles

Green skittles make one horney. Pop one in your mouth and smile.
by Amroc May 18, 2005
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