ding dong bitch

A female you hate so much that you can't wait to be able to sing "ding dong the witch is dead" about her.

Fucking Nancy keyed my new car, what a ding dong bitch!

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

dong ha

The sound that certain people make while laughing during a small group discussion.

Yo did this kid just go 'dong ha'?
Enson let out a 'dong ha' and Antho and Charles cried inside.
Tony Chau looked at Enson and knew he was a 'dong ha' type of person.
Hey Weixian, did you see Enson 'dong ha' yesterday?

by YaBoiGaribaldi August 10, 2019

Dong Fairy

A dong fairy is this little fucker that puts dildos under bad girls pillows over night. Only the horniest of the horny get a visit from the dong fairy!

MEGAN!! You won't believe this, but the dong fairy payed me a visit last night!!

by T-Whip May 13, 2016

bad dong

Answer to everything in life. Richard Ayoade's invention from the big fat quiz

Jimmy Carr: What did you write Richard?
Richard Ayoade: (looks at Greg)
Greg Davies: We put bad dong

by bigbrownc March 13, 2018

pavlov's dong

An erection that occurs every time you are exposed to a certain, seemingly unrelated stimulus.

For instance, getting an erection every time you see a hot chick is not a pavlov's dong, but getting an erection every time you see a trumpet would be.

Pavlov's dong is usually caused by association. If you had this really hot girlfriend who loved donuts and she broke up with you, the association of your old girlfriend is what would cause a pavlov's dong with donuts.

"Dude, you're in a room full of guys and you just got a boner."
"No homo man, it's just a pavlov's dong."

by HelioSeven February 8, 2010

ding dong bitch

A person who rings doorbells and bitches at whoever opens the door.

I need to let off some steam. I'm gonna go play Ding Dong Bitch.

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

what the dog doing

something we will never know

guy1: what the dog doing?
guy2: idk

by User187474 / just a pickaxe June 20, 2021