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doominate

The act of bringing doom to one whilst dominating him or her completely.
Q. So how'd your chess tournament go?
A. I fuckin doominated, that's how it went.
Q. Don't you mean 'dominated'?
A. I meant what I said, dickmunch.
by F. Lynch August 13, 2008
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dominhoes

A Hoe who works at a pizza parlour.
"Do you see that girl over there in the pizza parlour?"
"Yeah, she's one of those dominhoes."
by JanieB1995 August 22, 2011
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Llama Dominatrix

Someone who derives pleasure from dominating a Llama (see ocotpod's definition)

See also Apologenetic
Sara is a Llama Dominatrix. She controls llamas for whatever means she sees fit.
by Jeff March 19, 2004
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Dominated

Verb - Dominated
The act by which one jumps onto and viciously dry humps an unsuspecting victim (not restricted to, but preferably of the same sex) while triumphantly shouting "DOMINATED!". The purpose of which is to humiliate, challenge sexual orientation and remind the victim that you are, for at least the present moment, the master of their pathetic existence. The level by which one can amplify their dominance over another can be directly correlated to the publicity that the action of "dominating" will receive, the spontaneity of the event, and the factor of inappropriateness relating to the environment surrounding the time "domination".
All are points to be taken into consideration when attempting to dominate an individual.
While research in the field is ever expanding, experts on the matter believe that the current apex of "domination" over another could theoretically be achieved by dominating either Oprah Winfrey or the Pope during their acceptance speech in the event that they ever receive a Nobel Peace Prize. It is believed that one who could achieve such a feat would shortly thereafter transcend human existence and become a living god.
An ideal example of being dominated (During wedding)
Preacher - “...And do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love and cherish in sickness
and in health, as long as you both shall live?”
Bride - “I do”
Preacher (to Groom) - “Congratulations, you may now kiss the Bride.”
Groom leans in to kiss his new wife... Best Man jumps onto Groom’s back knocking him to the floor, humping like a HIV Machine the whole way down, in front of all of his friends, family and in-laws. Groom’s character, sexual orientation and general worth as a person are critically called into question by all in attendance.
Best Man (triumphantly) - “DOMINATED!”
Bride - “I need a real man like this hunk of confidence!” (Throws herself lustfully at Best Man)
Best Man - “Thanks Urban Dictionary!”
by The Good Dr. Dave December 12, 2008
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Dominator

The Dominator is actually a step up from the Shocker. All four fingers are used with two fingers in her pussy and the other two in her ass. It is not recommended to begin with the Dominator but to start with the Shocker to loosen her up before stepping it up to the Dominator.
While I was licking her pussy and giving her the Shocker I could tell she was loosened up enough to slip in the Dominator
by brobins October 28, 2004
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totally dominate

to eat with gusto. Total domination is apparently performed by groups of hippies sitting around a campfire when a pot of stew is offered. Undoubtedly, the urge to totally dominate a stew is caused by the munchies after totally dominating a blunt or five.
Oh man, we've been, like, totally dominating that stew you guys gave us.

Um, glad you liked it. Now please stop shining your flashlight into our tent.
by elemental July 8, 2005
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full spectrum domination

United States goal of dominating all parts of the world including space.
Full spectrum domination is America's gateway to the worlds' demise.
by yodaman June 7, 2005
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