When you stick your nose in someone's "blowhole" (aka butthole) to smell the fresh air that comes out of it
by mizbetsy March 5, 2009
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“Dude, can you gimme a hand? I need someone to shave my back.”
“What, why?”
“I need to be as smooth as The Dolphin for tonight’s shenanigans.”
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“I need to be as smooth as The Dolphin for tonight’s shenanigans.”
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Get the DOLPHINS mug.the number 5000. originally referring to points, "dolphins" have grown to include just about anything.
origins: the online game Robot Unicorn Attack, where every 5000 points you get, another dolphin joins the pack.
origins: the online game Robot Unicorn Attack, where every 5000 points you get, another dolphin joins the pack.
1. "dude yesterday I was playing robot unicorn attack and i got almost 12 dolphins in one wish."
2. "yo i have like a dolphin songs on my ipod."
2. "yo i have like a dolphin songs on my ipod."
by hbro April 21, 2010
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The football version of the Bostonred Sox
The football version of the Bostonred Sox
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Get the Dolphins mug.marine mammals who often get eaten by killer whales. If they are so smart, why can't they stop me from plugging their blow hole and choaking them to death? I'll tell you why, cuz they suck! Fuck dolphins, they are the chicken of the sea. They are only good for one thing...to eat.
With all the things to hate in the world (Jesus, The Rain Forest, Puppies, ect.) Why choose dolphins? Because they fucking suck and so do you for liking them! Dolphins suck harder in one day then your hooker mom does all year.
With all the things to hate in the world (Jesus, The Rain Forest, Puppies, ect.) Why choose dolphins? Because they fucking suck and so do you for liking them! Dolphins suck harder in one day then your hooker mom does all year.
1. Dolphins are the real assassins of president Kennedy
2. Dolphins are concealing weapons of mass destruction.
3. Dolphins steal our air, they should breathe under water like a normal fish.
4. Dolphins shot 2-Pac.
5. Spam, Pop-Ups, junk mail, the easter bunny, all dolphins...
2. Dolphins are concealing weapons of mass destruction.
3. Dolphins steal our air, they should breathe under water like a normal fish.
4. Dolphins shot 2-Pac.
5. Spam, Pop-Ups, junk mail, the easter bunny, all dolphins...
by dolfagphin August 6, 2010
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