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A prominent member of the official flat earth discord. A some what cranky old man that loves to preach the word of god even if no one gives a shit. Dolphin is scared of confrontation and will change subjects if he is even slightly uncomfortable. Known for blocking Flat Earth members for no reason at all. If he becomes upset one can simply send a voice note with a soothing meow sound and it will immediately calm him. He also prefers the company of today's youth.
"Dolphin blocked me again"-Flat earth member
"typical Dolphin"-Flat earth member #2
Dolphin by william<333333 January 14, 2025
An aquatic animal with an blowhole, two flippers.
"Did you see that dolphin in the exhibit playing tricks!!"
Dolphin by TikiPhonkBOI September 1, 2026

dolphin flip 

a combination of Lucy (LSD) and Kate (ketamine), from the John Lily experiments
woah man I had a Dolphin flip yesterday and I saw myself in a hundred different timelines
dolphin flip by zippo panin February 28, 2020

Dolphin Man 

He was just a dolphin (dolphin), swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends (friends), happy as can be
Until one day he went (ohhh) and ventured onto land
And he got bitten by a radioactive man
Now he's Dolphin Man (man), half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night, cause he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ), if you run into him
In the dark, abandoned house where he lives (Ohh)

You know he may come off strong, but he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you, you can bet that you'll scream
Like help, let me go, help, let me go
Help, let me go, let me go tonight
You'll scream, help, let me go
Help, let me go, help, let me go, stop kidnapping me dolphin man
Dolphin Man by d.olphin man September 5, 2019

dolphin cult 

u cant escape. stan soobin da 🐬 da 🐬 da 🐬
omg ive been kidnapped ! they forced me into the dolphin cult. i wont be able to escape :(
dolphin cult by soobinsbae <3 November 11, 2020

Dolphin Emulator 

An emulator that emulates Nintendo Wii and Nintendo GameCube games on your PC.
Guy 1: Yooo Dolphin Emulator is so good man.
Guy 2: Can I play too bro
Guy 1: Yessirr.

They proceed to play Super Mario Galaxy for hours on end.
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