divorce

from the latin meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.

by fairy nuff September 23, 2003

spenard divorce

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.

Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.

by kajoe August 28, 2006

Divorce/Breakup Olympics

When two people who were once madly in love have broken up and are now breaking their necks to see who can re-couple fastest and proclaim their happiness loudest to all spectators. It is a long game with undetermined rules, and no one is sure exactly how the game is won.

Did you see John's photos on fb of his marriage to his girlfriend of two weeks? He is in-it-to-win-it in the Divorce/Breakup Olympics!

by Starlee Meeko May 29, 2010

Divorcery

The anniversary of ones divorce.

Happy Divorcery!!

November 27th is my divorcery party! Wanna come have a few brews in celebration with me?

Me and my new girlfriend are going out on the town and then heading back to the house for some "divorcery" sex!!

by tenchu0siris November 16, 2011

divorceaMoon

is the act of after your divorce party going on a trip with your new found hot lover.

Vern is going to be my hot cabana boy in Costa Rica for my divorceamoon.

by singleyeah! June 10, 2015

Divorce Dust

Glitter

Blake, you have some divorce dust on your forehead.

by Adam Philipz September 13, 2017

Mexican Divorce

Leaving your wife's head on the side of the road.

Juanita wouldn't shut her fat face so i just got a mexican divorce.

by alejandro1182 October 11, 2011