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Divorce

The funny haha, where the parents move away from each other
“Me and your father are get divorce.”
“Yes we are, haha be happy.”
“Ok.”
You nerd
by Divorcesucks June 5, 2021
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What your parents had.
“My parents had a divorce.”
“L”
by chingchongmothertrucker August 25, 2022
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Divorce comes after marriage.
by LemonPoundCake November 23, 2022
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divorce is a nasty nasty thing. it is so terrible and disgusting. divorce is 100% worse on children, when a kid's parents get divorced It basically sets them up for failure. as a person with divorced parents I can tell you it sucks for everyone. TRUST ME if you have kids don't get divorced, the parents always fight about insurance, and the kids always worry if they are going to be at mom or dad's house so they can go somewhere
I am sorry if you have divorced paents
by someone_hates_you February 2, 2023
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Ending of marriage where people tend to recklessly destroy things and forget what they gained & grew from in their partnership.
The "D" in divorce represents destruction ; Their destruction is indicative of their divorce ;
by TheAnonymiss February 27, 2023
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Divorce what mothers do because of useless dads.

Divorce: The reason why most children hate christmas
Friend: My parents got a divorce.

You: Welcome to the 50% fall where we are all miserable!
by anonymous March 12, 2023
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AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE! Ohohohohohohoho!!!
Hym "This is what you motherfuckers don't understand... YOU know and I know... That YOU have done something morally wrong... So for YOU to try and hoist me by my own petard and act like you have some kind of moral superiority does nothing more than demonstrate exactly how arrogant you guys really are. You didn't think they'd catch you doing SOMETHING. You did SOMETHING motherfucker. What did you do? You know what you did. Emotionally abuse your wife which lead to divorce? Do we get to emotionally abuse you now? I'll catch you doing something. And now you look like an idiot."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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