dildont

A dildo that should NOT be used. Some can be wrapped in barbed wire, be on fire, sometimes razor blades are attached. Commonly used by Nazis against the Jews during the Holocaust.

Hitler: We need an alternate use of death for the Jews! Bullets cost and our gas bill is too high!
Nazi Soldier: Our scientists are working on anew torture device, the Dildont.

by DildoMastuh September 2, 2013

Dingdong ditch

Show a girl your Dingdong, do the dirty, then ditch her.

Oh, hey, here's my Dingdong.... Bang bang and ditch her -JJD, Watervliet, Ny Dingdong ditch

by UntwinedCartoons June 1, 2014

Dingdonger

An erect penis.

''Look, he's got a dingdonger!

by LMCFEV February 21, 2009

buff ting dingaling dingdong jingle bells

A girl who has exceptionaly fine physical atributes.

Man that girl was buff ting dingaling dingdong jinglebells!

by RPESU October 23, 2004

dildon’t

A vibrator that is so large that the thought of using it is beyond frightening.

I went shopping at the adult store and got spooked by some of the bigger dildon’ts.

by Faster Redhead October 23, 2017

Dildon’t

Anything that it would be a bad idea to insert into oneself anally or vaginally.

Dude, I don’t care what you are into. That cactus is a definite dildon’t.

by Jpack July 4, 2019

Disdoney

Disdoney; an unusual name for a boy. Disdoney is a very funny person and loves to be around. He may be just the hottest guy on Earth! Disdoney is the best person to be around! You're lucky if you know a Disdoney!

Girl 1: Disdoney is so hot today
Girl 2: That's what his name means

by Sassayt1 March 7, 2020