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Disaster Edging

The combination of fearful uncertainty, existential angst or suffering, and anxiety over impending doom experienced in the early stages of the COVID-19 pandemic. Disaster Edging is often likened to a combination of the feelings a Floridian experiences 36-hours before a Category 4+ hurricane is due to make landfall and the general mood extant in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
I wish we had some concrete news about how bad the Coronavirus is actually going to be, I don’t know how much more disaster edging I can take.
by Beth stucco'd her face March 18, 2020
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Ass disaster

A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.
“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”
by papaya666 March 29, 2018
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Shuttle Disaster

Catastrophic, explosive diarrhoea, resulting in blowing your “O Ring”, just like the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster
Oh man, I had a vicious Tandoori last night and had a shuttle disaster this morning
by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019
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disasterporn

What you see on TV when the news channels go into 24-hour disaster mode. As a viewer, you respond as you do for flesh porn -- you can't turn your eyes away, you keep coming back to it, you never are fulfilled after watching it, and you feel bad inside when you're done. For examples of disaster porn, withess Fox's coverage of the hurricanes of 2005, or CNN/Fox/MSNBC for the Sept 11, 2001 terror attacks.
I've watched the last 2 weeks of hurricane disasterporn.
by Cmackg September 27, 2005
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walking disaster

A person who don't know how to do anything right.
You are a walking disaster, everything you touch and do get ruined!
by JDott August 5, 2016
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Triple Denim Disaster

The fashion crime of wearing a denim shirt with denim jeans and denim jacket, hence the triple denim disaster. Most likely to be sported by Jeremy Clarkson.
Fashion Police 1: Oh God, there's Clarkson again!
Fashion Police Rooky: Oh my god! Is that-?
Fashion Police 1: That's right kid. The Triple Denim Disaster!
Fashion Police Rooky: It...burns!!!
by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009
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The Jooyah Disaster

A Clan Deets word.

The Jooyah Disaster was a fictional battle between Clan Deets and an unknown enemy, where Clan Deets was heavily wounded, and thus began thier "quest" into Deets every week to find and destroy the enemy.

"Kyle" AKA "Kyo", or "Kybes", pointed to a large messed-up spot of grass on the side of a hill as the scene of The Jooyah Disaster, but evidence shows that this was not a battle site, but instead a spot where "Scott", among other people, had taken a busted up chair and slid down the hill like it was a sled.
"Never forget The Jooyah Disaster"
by Grand Master Yourik November 3, 2004
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