Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 30, 2023

Mass diddler

One who diddles at a mass level

Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.

by Therealmassdiddler February 03, 2016

mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler February 03, 2016

Butt Diddler

Eliott Kohler

Eliott Kohler is a butt diddler.

by Tobasc0sauce November 06, 2017

Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

Diddler Stache

A diddler Stache is a mustache that you grow out when you have to replace your valve covers on your German engineered bMw for the 5th time

mikal went full diddler stache after he noticed his bmw was leaking like a som bish

by Vic Vinegur February 20, 2022

minor diddler

gene from regular show

A: jeez have you seen gene from that very not normal regular show??
B: Yeah! he's such a minor diddler!

by dumpstr December 26, 2022