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Can't have shit in Detroit

A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."
Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Retroworks May 8, 2022
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goth detectives

The mystery adventures of goths Bob Skeleton and Macabre de Coiffure (As played by Noel Fielding and Russell Brand). When the theme tune starts they run out of their coffins... weeelll not run, more like saunter. Goths don't run.
"The goth detectives can get the job done in 48 hours!"
"We could get it done quicker, if we weren't so bloody miserable!"
by Naboo That's Who June 12, 2008
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A practice now widely used to detoxify oneself from the potentially poisonous energy of this repugnant human repository of hate speech.
Many have created a personal ritual to effectively detrumpify themselves so they can proceed with some optimism and joy.
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Detty Pig

The term given to those who do not clean their hands after the use of a lavatory. If you do not wash your hands after using the restroom, you are a Detty Pig.
You should wash your hands, you Detty Pig!

I didn’t do a poo, I was crying.
by R2GG406 February 5, 2020
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Spermal Detonator

A hilarious euphemism for any kind of nut shot imaginable...with a Star Wars twist!
I totally dropped a spermal detonator on my girl's tits and immediately went back to ruling at The Force Unleashed!
by notanerdoranything June 22, 2010
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emo detective

emo detective with emo detective hat

don’t kill anymore of his friends
Person 1: oh look there’s shoe itchy
Person 2: yeah he’s an emo detective
by tenkochabashira February 8, 2021
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Can’t have shit in Detroit

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit
Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit
by TurboSpanker69 September 25, 2020
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