very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023
Get the derk merkmug. One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017
Get the Derking Offmug. 
some random 5'2 ass nigga who likes sucking massive dick all day. he is an abomination to the human race. he is in love with many men and women but they all sadly reject him due to his small penis size. he is also very poor so he asks for money every second and steals food from women. he also said he changed but in reality he didn't. he also can't pull for shit.
by Ivan Meza October 20, 2022
Get the Derkmug. Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!
Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
by astro648 July 5, 2024
Get the derk my shmerkmug. 
A name given to someone who:
Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.
Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand
And/or a simple combination of the two
Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.
Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand
And/or a simple combination of the two
"Bro, why you gotta be a "Derk Magurk"?
"Just call me Derk Magurk".
"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".
"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"
"Just call me Derk Magurk".
"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".
"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"
by Nuclearwaste113 July 21, 2009
Get the Derk Magurkmug.