le me derpin

A phrase that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions.

*le me derpin

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: I'm derpin. See my derp face?

by derpette123456789 April 29, 2012

Derpin'

A phrase used when someone is being dumb or obviously didn't think out what they were about to say before they said it.

Teacher: "In this story, can anybody tell me what symbolizes death?"
Girl: "Whats death?"
Guy: "Really? You're straight derpin' right now"

by TheHerpaDerp April 8, 2011

durbin

Used commonly as a term for a girl who gives head or just any guy or girl who is down for kickin it.

"Look at that girl right there..."

"She durbin?"

"Hell yea. She Durbin everyone."

by DJ Fresh March 29, 2007

derbis

An amusing synonym for debris. Also, a word to describe someone who is too smart to be a dumbass, and too dumb to be a smartass.

"Woah, man, did you hear what that dude just said?
"Yeah..what a piece of derbis."

by manduh-le-panduh April 13, 2006

Derping

When you're herping the derp by derp derping around. Usually done on the internet.

Person 1: Why didn't you answer my call?

Person 2: oh sorry i was busy derping around.

by Bobby Boosha January 13, 2011

Derking

The act of moving one's penis without using your hands. The male form of twerking.

"Did you guys see Tommy Pistol playing video games while derking video on IG?"

by Lola Murder December 1, 2018

Durbin

A sizeable portion of lint which becomes trapped in the foreskin area of the penis causing irritability and a foul odor. Usually resulting from obsessive masturbation with socks or fornication with stuffed animals.

She rose from performing felatio only to find a moist piece of durbin between her teeth.

by Sugardong October 16, 2014