Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.
Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.
by pokie nose December 20, 2010
Get the white people time delusion mug.The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."
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"Yesterday."
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"Yesterday."
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Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
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Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion
Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day
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Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion
Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day
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Person 1 - your nose covers your whole face, you have pimples dotted throughout, and you have a butt chin
Aya halabi - I’m still sexy.
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Person 1 - you have delusions of grandeur!
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"Jennifer is having a Birdman Delusion - she's writing a one woman play on middle-class singletons in NYC."
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