Jorge galloped off the ranch an' got hisself deranged. Boy's brain was plumb pasturized. Too mas loco weed, pendejo.
by Two Hep Cats January 4, 2013
Get the deranged mug.When a man awakens in an altered state of consciousness due to sexual arousal at any point during the night. While in this frame of mind, his thoughts and actions may exist outside of of his conscious control and include sexting, sleep sex, viewing of pornography, masturbation, or even the purchase of sex toys. He may wake up in the middle of this, or “sleep” through it entirely, and then awaken to the aftermath of whatever his boner led him to do. Similar to sexsomnia, which is a form of parasomnia in which someone will initiate sex while asleep. He may be just awake enough to be conscious but the influence of the raw testosterone coursing through his veins clouds his judgment and leads him by the hand. It is most likely to occur when your sexual urges are not being adequately satisfied, however some men experience this regardless.
“Rodney is a perfect gentleman by day but the moment he falls asleep, he enters a deranged boner trance and cannot rest until his raging erection is satisfied.”
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by Brooke Hernandaz September 24, 2017
Get the mentally deranged mug.(TDS): a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their hatred of Donald Trump, to the point they actually abandon all logic and reason and refuse to accept an America without Queen Hilary.
supporting the green new deal is either running to the left of bernie sanders or trump derangement syndrome
by Sexydimma February 2, 2020
Get the Trump Derangement Syndrome mug.Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Donald Trump, to the point they will abandon all logic and reason bc of the infection.
by TheNotoriousAvon October 2, 2020
Get the Trump Derangement Syndrome mug.TDS, it's the acute onset of paranoia in leftists, democrats & fake news media triggered by any Donald Trump's action.
For instance, if Trump said the sky's blue, fake news media would discredit his statement, bring experts on their platform explaining atmospheric physics & that it's only perceived that way due to scattering of sunlight in the atmosphere & blue has the shortest wavelength.
Other example, if Donald Trump was caught drinking milk, fake news media will call him racist cause milk's racist cause it's white & not inclusive.
Biden experienced TDS when he called Trump xenophobic when Trump tweeted that he's closing the borders with China in the start of the pandemic.
TDS is also characterized by making things up on Trump like the Russia hoax & the Ukraine phone call.
Big Tech also fell ill from TDS early January 2021 when they banned Trump from their platforms after he allegedly was somehow accused of inciting violence during the storming of the US capitol incident. Despite the fact his speech few hours before never fueled any violence & neither did his tweets.
Democrats were quicker than speed of light in drawing up articles of impeachment although he already had less than 2 weeks in office, they were hoping if the new Senate impeached him, he won't be able to run again, as they'll always be afraid of him.
It's highly contagious infection, it's believed to transmit through brainwashing, being a leftist, democrat, watching leftists propaganda media like CNN
For instance, if Trump said the sky's blue, fake news media would discredit his statement, bring experts on their platform explaining atmospheric physics & that it's only perceived that way due to scattering of sunlight in the atmosphere & blue has the shortest wavelength.
Other example, if Donald Trump was caught drinking milk, fake news media will call him racist cause milk's racist cause it's white & not inclusive.
Biden experienced TDS when he called Trump xenophobic when Trump tweeted that he's closing the borders with China in the start of the pandemic.
TDS is also characterized by making things up on Trump like the Russia hoax & the Ukraine phone call.
Big Tech also fell ill from TDS early January 2021 when they banned Trump from their platforms after he allegedly was somehow accused of inciting violence during the storming of the US capitol incident. Despite the fact his speech few hours before never fueled any violence & neither did his tweets.
Democrats were quicker than speed of light in drawing up articles of impeachment although he already had less than 2 weeks in office, they were hoping if the new Senate impeached him, he won't be able to run again, as they'll always be afraid of him.
It's highly contagious infection, it's believed to transmit through brainwashing, being a leftist, democrat, watching leftists propaganda media like CNN
Leftist sheep: Did you Trump today he cited some statistics showing that the black community has very good employment numbers
Normal human being: Yes, that's a very good thing
Leftist sheep: Dude, what's your problem, these statistics are false.
Normal human being: Why? How so?
Leftist sheep: Because, math is racist you bigot! WTF!
Normal human being: Man you are experiencing Trump derangement syndrome ...("Walks away to avoid infection")
Normal human being: Yes, that's a very good thing
Leftist sheep: Dude, what's your problem, these statistics are false.
Normal human being: Why? How so?
Leftist sheep: Because, math is racist you bigot! WTF!
Normal human being: Man you are experiencing Trump derangement syndrome ...("Walks away to avoid infection")
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