Defecational

Impossible to like. Common examples of defecational things are nails against a chalkboard, the kars for kids commercial, and tattle tales.

Person 1: Have you heard the guy from Creed’s voice?

Person 2: Ugh, yes. It’s so defecational.

by D. G. Richardson December 26, 2025

Destination Deflation

When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.

Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation

by TheBlackList January 14, 2010

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

Celestial Defecation

It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.

I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.

by Thermonuclear Diarrhea August 9, 2016

Literary Defecation

An intentional abundance of writing that misinforms the reader about important facts.

Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.

by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017

Taylor Deflation

When all the blood in a man's penis instantly vanishes. In other words, when one goes from a throbbing boner to a turtle dick after experiencing a huge turn-off.
Coined in the 1999 rap song "Clemens" by Big Cletus

She made my cock soft like Taylor deflation when she sneezed on my balls down by the station.

by xXweedblazer69Xx May 8, 2018

The Defecation Chamber

THE SHITTER

I must return to the defecation chamber my friend for I have the explosive shits.

by A motherfucking cuck October 11, 2019