day of defeat source

The 2nd version of Day of Defeat (DoD) franchise (preceded by DoD 1.3) a WWII online first person shooter.

Better known as; VALVe ruins another classic game, also see Counter Strike Source.

Joe: Yay, killed by another noob with a fucking thompson running in circles holding mouse1.
Roma: dude fucking day of defeat source sucks how many times do we have to tell you that.
Jimmy: Lual

by befumo January 15, 2009

Defective Flypaper

When, for whatever reason (tired, drunk, hungover, preoccupied, just not understanding, etc.), someone is explaining something to you and it's just not sticking.

I seem totally unable to comprehend what was just said. I feel like defective flypaper right now.

by DarthKiljoy March 5, 2009

defectrics

metrics associated with defects; a quantitative measure that can be used to prioritize defect removal opportunities;

Defectrics are latent defects in requirements (or design or code)

The number of defects per function point, or developer, or team are examples of defectrics.

A value-oriented defectric is the average cost to remove a defect

by joescho May 29, 2013

Defeated Meat

When one ejactulates and tears the skin on his dick.

Oh no, I just Defeated Meat!

by D4nkD4ddy May 7, 2018

Defeating Toriel

doing the absolute inverse of what you should've been doing

"aren't you trying to beat undertale pacifist??why are you Defeating Toriel?"

by Illumi :) December 25, 2021

Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

The act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.

Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."

Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.

by Bructus August 13, 2010

2mm defeater

A small penis that somehow has the capability to impress many women.

Woman 1 “God have you seen Sam’s penis?”
Woman 2 “Oh my it was so beautiful and cute!”
Sam “Quite the schmuck I have right lil old 2mm defeater.”

by Kermit soup suck July 8, 2022