Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably

*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.

by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

Defecation of character

Talking shit about your good character; shitting on your good name; spreading lies about you that are not true.

I am going to sue you for defecation of character if you don't stop talking about me and spreading lies.

by Muffinbuster69 February 24, 2019

DEFECATION TRIAL

(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.

see: "dropped a grumpy"

"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"

by Girth Brooks 07 June 3, 2022

defecation head

another way of saying poop head

person 1: you are a poop head
person 2: well you are a defecation head

by g2l May 1, 2020

The Defecation Chamber

THE SHITTER

I must return to the defecation chamber my friend for I have the explosive shits.

by A motherfucking cuck October 11, 2019