Hyper Decended Anus

Colon drops out of sphincter, "pink sock" reference usually denoted by the inability to control bodily functions, and a permeating oder that can only be defined as cold feces.

Gay Dan has had a Hyper Decended Anus since freshman year.
How do you know?
Becuase he is constantly running to the bathroom and my room smells like cold feces.
Oh..

by 01000100101010100 July 30, 2008

Decency Flush

If a Courtesy Flush is flushing while still on the toilet (to eliminate odor for others' sakes), then a Decency Flush is simply flushing the toilet when done pooping... period.

Dear roommate: A 'courtesy flush' isn't required but a 'decency flush' kinda is. So please remember to flush after you shit your next hobbit. Okay, thanks.

Dear roommate: Found another shit show in the toilet today. Please refer to my last note... the whole 'decency flush' thing. Okay. Yeah. Thanks.

Dear roommate: Another hobbit found.

Dear roommate: Okay. Scratch the decency flush thing... moving on to 'mandated flush'. Please comply.

Dear roommate: I'm moving out. Not comfortable wearing this hazmat suit anymore.

by PDXJohnny99 June 25, 2013

declench

The act of relaxing your ass muscles when you take a dump

I got into the cubicle, dropped my pants and but was unable to declench because someone was in the other cubicle having noisy sex.

by fobzwonkle April 15, 2010

dichen house

another word for a nigger;
dichen = knee
house = gur
therefore dichen house sounds like kneegur(nigger)

yo man, i fucking hate those dichen houses, they allways be stealin my shit.

by spatel April 24, 2007

Mad Decent

Exceedingly mediocre. So 5/10 that it is notable.

"How'd you like that burger?"
"Eh, it was mad decent."

by AyanFaust October 6, 2021

She's decent

These are the words you want to hear after you trap someone. You will hold it against them for the rest of their existence. Once they are trapped after saying those words referring to a trap they are screwed.

Red "hey guys let's get that Odious money"
Every single human being ever "SHE'S DECENT LMAO"

by Epic989 March 3, 2019

dechante

one of the best people you'll ever meet. she is hilarious, knows how to make people laugh, and is the most beautiful person in the world. she is drop dead gorgeous even if she doesn't know it, and she is so much more valuable than she thinks. everyone needs a dechante in their life.

hey, that's my best friend, dechante

by unicornsnrainbows October 7, 2017