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The Deadpool

When you use a knife and a dildo combined and enter someone.
“Hey, bro, I used the Deadpool on my girl last night. She’s in a coma now.”
by 8==========I> May 16, 2019
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Dirty Deadpool

When you're having adult tickle time with your partner (not going to use genders cos y'all get offended too easily) and ask them to stick a lollipop ring in your butt and pull it out. They proceed to lick it clean
Oh hi there, it's me Deadpool, I did a dirty Deadpool with Jessica while Morty watched
by Coco4dayz June 13, 2021
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deason

a deason is a person that gives alot without reason but yet will also take without reason and is not afraid of any man, beast, nor god
deason just took over the world
by jaconoson December 19, 2013
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Deadpool

Hello there! You searched up my name didn't you?
"I like chimichangas!"
-deadpool
by Batmansweirduncle August 9, 2016
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deadsy

Gothic new-wave band, with frontman Elijah Blue Allman (Aka: Phillips Exeter Blue), son of Cher and Gregg Allman.
Deadsy is sesi x10!
by Fiend March 4, 2003
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Deadspinning

a form of storytelling inspired by real events, but altered with numerous inaccuracies/lies intended to mislead and harm reputations. Commonly practiced by teenage girls and hack "news" companies.
Fake news company is trying to profit off of a big name by deadspinning an article to gain viewers. douchebaggery
by Tiototololowoah January 19, 2013
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almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
by YAWA February 21, 2020
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