Darwin Special

Someone born with the ability to constantly do things that end up hurting themselves.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.

I called the cable company to report my neighbor for stealing my cable,and ended up in jail myself for an old warrant.I'm self-nominated for a Darwin Special.

Darwin Special by GoneSouth02 April 3, 2013

Darwin Trap

1. A Darwin Trap is an obvious -hazard with appropriate signage -that can be avoided easily, causing no harm or inconvenience and yet somehow, some poor idiot inevitably gets trapped, hurt, killed, or maimed by the aforementioned obstacle, complementing Darwin's theory of evolution "only the strong survive"

2. A social economic state in which Business needs constant constant growth to appease stockholders, which inevitably screws up the economy because there is only so much business market to go around.

A manhole with no cover surrounded by barricades, flashing lights, and danger signs indicating there is a danger, an obvious Darwin Trap. Well cautioned Idiot gets stuck, hurt or killed from entering the "no fly zone", usually making the local 8'oclock news.

Darwin Trap by Fukn Meat Head April 21, 2013

Darwin Document 

An always evolving, breathing, editable and constantly changing document.

Jenny: Oh hey, is that the final version of the tech spec?

Joe: No, there is no final version. This is a DARWIN Document.

Jenny: Oh? Why do you call it a Darwin document?

Joe: Cause that fucker's always evolving.

Darwin Document by mrteacher August 27, 2013

Darwin (DDCM) 

DDCM (Dashing Devil Causing Mayhem), Founded by Charles Darwin himself this Creature spawned from the shores of Cuba where it lived its early stages of life near the shores. The DDCM was then transported to the United States where it began to evolve into adulthood.

When it feels threatened it can strike as quickly as a King Cobra and if the DDCM manages to bite the prey will be under its control until death. The prey develops Stockhold Syndrome and begins to protect the DDCM falling into it's spell.

Good looks, Charm, and charisma, are obvious qualities the DDCMs are born with. These qualities cause mayhem to rise as many mates chase after it. Each of the candidates fight vigoriously for the chance at the DDCM's affection. And after many full moons only one candidate will be victorious.

After the intense filter of mates, this mating ritual is not complete. The DDCM becomes engorged and fulfills the duty to the partner chosen. This ritual continues daily until offspring is achieved.

Qualities: Intelligent, Agile, Courageous, Passionate, Protective, Nurturing, and Powerful

I need to find a Darwin(DDCM) for me.

No one better out there than a Darwin (DDCM)!

Damn that Darwin (DDCM) is good looking!

Darwin (DDCM) by Have you seen my Honey? December 24, 2016

Darwin Award 

An award that commemorates Charles Darwin by giving it to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way.

‘Did you hear about the guy who got thrown from his car after he crashed it whilst spanking it?’

‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron’

Darwin Award by DarwinDipshit December 26, 2018

darwin jackson 

Name of a person (tool) used to remove herpes from the anal glands of homosexual monkeys.

My herpes are flaring up again, call the herpe man Darwin Jackson

darwin jackson by Crossedup February 28, 2019

Darwin Award 

Charles Darwin believes in natural selection, weaker beings die, stronger ones survive and reproduce to live another day. The Darwin Award is handed out on the internet usually to people who post videos on youtube demonstrating their purest skills at being a retard putting his or her life on the line.

Darwin is watching. This one has potential for a Darwin Award.

Darwin Award by simio January 16, 2008