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Dani

*A slut.
*A witch with a capitol "B".
*A self-centered woman who neglects everything for her career and own personal agenda.
*A woman who thinks she is good looking, even though she resembles a man.
*A know-it-all.
"That mother is such a Dani...She gets home from work and neglects her children!"

"Look...That Dani is totally hitting on your man...He looks like he is going to bust out laughing or throw-up...Maybe both!!!!"

"You are such a Dani!"
by Hunk at the Bank September 15, 2008
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Dani

Dani is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He always has your back. He would rather make you have a good time than himself. He always helps you out when you need it. He's hilarious and just a kind guy.
Friend: Kill me.
Dani: Not unless you kill me first.
by xsweetiee1x October 27, 2011
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Dani

A girl that is a fake bitch, fake friend, that wears glasses and Smells like burnt pussy but can squirt a mile away!
Person 1: dammmmn Dani, she squirted so far it hit a door bell
Person 2: dammmmnn I know her!! she a fake bitch too!!
by HairyarmpitSteph April 2, 2019
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Dani

A quiet but mean Jew who hates everyone. She steals away one's friends by pussy-whipping them into a clingy relationship, and then you never get to see them again. Also she's French.
Yesac: Hey was Laehcim at that party last night?
Ttam: No... he was making out with Dani...

Nevets: Hey are we having band practice at Laehcim's house?
Ttam: No he has other plans... involving Dani.

Regor: Man what happened to Laechim... he used to be cool!
Ttam: Dani happened. That's what.
by Eht Puorg October 20, 2008
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Dani

A Dani is a rare creature, often found playing Minecraft or watching anime in the darkness of her room
She is so incredibly swag and a natural born catgirl
Dani's are also great lovers of cereal, pancakes, and garlic bread

She told me to say that she hasn't seen the sun in about 7 weeks
Person 1: what was that meowing noise?
Person 2: oh that was just Dani
by Obsessive child March 30, 2021
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Dani

Gotta love Dani’s, man. They’ll teach you how to love.
by Geep October 16, 2018
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Dani

Guy1:did you see Dani's new video?
Guy2:yeah he made muck update!
by Memergod August 2, 2021
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