dabussy

Dirty busted pussy. The type of pussy that I wish you never have to encounter. A dirty pussy that is busted and battered beyond repair from years of endless exposure to the elements.

Don't go there bro, she's got a dabussy!

by Boetwisdom November 1, 2020

dachshund convention

A way to describe a party, club, or other get-together as being populated by a vast majority of males. In other words, a sausage fest or brodeo.

I went to Stacy's party, but left early because there was more sausage there than a dachshund convention!

by Senator Sexy September 29, 2007

Dapúse

Short for "that pussy." Commonly used when walking past an attractive female whilst under the influence.

Man, did you see Sylvia last night? When I strolled past her and yelled, "dapúse," she gave me a kinky wink!

by SHEWANTSTHEkyleD November 24, 2014

danussy

a version of the -ussy joke genre relating to people named dan.

me: wow, the new bastille album is so good isn’t it?! dan’s voice on it sounds amazing!

my friend: yeah, he really put his whole danussy into it

by danussy April 18, 2022

gianna dacosta

a really fake friend who you should trust

man gianna dacosta is so fake why are you friends with her

by clown check 🤡🤭 October 17, 2019

The Bear and the Dachshund

A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.

I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund

by sofacall July 22, 2009

dachsundheit

Response to an allergic or negative reaction to a small dog especially dachsunds.

If someone says or expresses a dislike for a small dog particularly a doxie like "I hate those yappy, little ankle biters"-you respond "Dachsundheit"!

by Tom Tolman July 29, 2007