Dunch

pronounced: dunch.
The exact meaning of the word is ambiguous; however, the context in which the word is used allows limitless connotations. Also, the strength of the descriptive words can imply the urgency of the word.

Neutral: "Man, you're such a dunch."
Positive: "Man, let's dunch all night long!"
Negative: "Man, you are a fucking dunch."
Very negative: "Man, I didn't want to tell you like this, but for the last 3 months you've been a total fuckin dunch. If there was a legal way for me to castrate you, you bet your ass I would. See you Friday."

by SloppyDonor November 1, 2007

dunching

Munching on a delicious snack whilst taking a dump.

I was hungry but I was taking a dump so I decided to start dunching

by fleever the q bag June 24, 2014

Dunch

{dA rather extreme form of Ass Spelunking occurring after lunch but before dinner. The extremeness being that it often involves shit covered orifices and brown mouth hugs. This can occur between two men/two women/man & woman. If more than two parties are involved it becomes a Group Dunching.

I dunched the shit outta that sorority chick last night!

Peter got all mad after we decided to dunch and I accidentally got some poo into his eye which gave him pink eye.

by dunchmaster5000 May 17, 2009

Dunch

The meal in between linner and dinner.

I had cheese and eggs for dunch.

by Robert Gay December 2, 2003

Dunch Hunch

When one suspects a another person might be a dunch.

"Alex was wearing some pretty tight pants the other day now I've got a real dunch hunch"

by biznitches II April 13, 2010

Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.

Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."

by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010

Darien Dunch

Slang Term for a munch or a quick snack

Awryt mate, hawd it there am just going to get a Darien Dunch, ken aye..

by Bennoo March 20, 2008