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Douche Nozzle

THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"
DUDE, you are such a hecking Douche Nozzle
by Douche Lord The Great 6969 January 1, 2019
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Douche Nozzle

Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.
Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.
by Big Dryp December 12, 2023
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Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.
“Hey, you in the swan shirt...yeah you, you douche nozzle, yeah, stop being a creeper
by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020
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Anyone that volunteers as an editor for urban dictionary and rejects definitions based on personal feelings or biases. Especially considering some of the incredibly offensive crap that they approve.
Those douche nozzles rejected my definition again!
by A song of Fife and Ice April 6, 2019
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One with an excessive quality of douchiness. Someone who does moronic actions for the sole intent of douchifying everybody's day.
That douche nozzle just cut me off in traffic! I'm gonna ram my car so far up his ass he won't be able to shit for a week!
by Everyone's Favorite Nerd March 24, 2016
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Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.
That douche nozzle just flipped me off because I wouldn’t give them enough space to turn right !
by Shamu9000 May 20, 2022
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an insult commonly used by middle schoolers or someone with the maturity of one.
"shut up, douche nozzle!" or "Greg, stop being a douche nozzle."
by MotoMastah82 May 17, 2015
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