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Douche Nozzle 

Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.
Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.
Douche Nozzle by Big Dryp December 12, 2023

douche-nozzle 

One who is worse than your normal douche-bag.
That dumbass frat boy with his popped collar, gelled hair, and 2 polo shirts is a douche-nozzle.
douche-nozzle by TomS. October 30, 2006

douche-nozzle 

Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.
That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.
douche-nozzle by thereallurpy February 20, 2011

douche-nozzle 

the dirty part of the douche that goes in the twat
your a douche-nozzle
douche-nozzle by paige January 18, 2005

douche-nozzle 

An ADJ used to describe one of your many dumbass friends, replacement for the more popular "douche-bag"
Dumbass friend: fish?
You: Shut up, douche-nozzle
douche-nozzle by joe bob....tony? February 21, 2009

douche-nozzle 

The person you see walking down the street sporting a hot girlfriend who is way out of his league. The fact that he is porking her makes him a douche-nozzle.
Shannon Elizabeth's (Nadia from American Pie)husband Joe Reitman is a douche-nozzle.
douche-nozzle by Rick C. May 13, 2005