DOBS

Dirty Ol’ Beer Shits

Friend 1 : Dude I had to sprint to the toilet this morning.

Friend 2 : The hot wings and beer combo didn’t sit did it?

Friend 1 : Brother it gave me the DOBS

by schedule II April 26, 2025

DOB

Discuss our business

My escort texted to say"we should dob at 11:30 pm."

by Ebony Girl Fucker January 18, 2021

Dob

dob is an abbreviation for the Montenegrin word "Dobro" which means good or okay, which is just OK in Montenegrin. The Comsical Magnitude of that word just being pronounced is to be feared.

Person 1: Hoćete posle Anđića na Bilijar?
Person 2: Meni se više ide u Buffalo.
Person 3 : Dob.

by HakaizDzungle April 15, 2023

dob

The Dobsonfly that lives in Mr.Fregolis ear, which is struggling with an identity crisis of not being a Cicada. It likes to switch its habitat, so it might as well sit in your ear and make you listen to white noice all day.

My ears are ringing, but I don't have a tinitus...it's all just? White noise??? Idk how to explain...
- Do you have a Dob in your ear?

by the_chaos July 08, 2022

dob

dob (adj).

1. Mentally insane

2. Stupid

3. Both of the above

I am so dob rn
this assignment is so dob

by cs3 hater September 21, 2022

dob

means that the subject of conversation is a total idiot and should be lest dobbish lest they die of dobness. can be used as an adjective, noun, pronoun (dob/dobbish), adverb, verb, connector).

“shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?”
“no! a summer’s day is not a dob!”
—william shakespeare

by cheesychocochonk July 20, 2022

dob

means that the subject of conversation is a total idiot and should be less dobbish lest they die of dobness. it can be used as an adjective, noun, pronoun, connector, adverb.

“shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?”
“no! a summer’s day is not a dob!”

by cheesychocochonk July 20, 2022