dingleberry

Dude!! Kelly was tossing my salad and got dingleberrys stuck in her teeth.

I would like some dingleberry pie.
by Ara, Kai, Lauren, Jon December 28, 2007
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dingleberry

A ball of dookie stuck in one's butt hairs; an ignorant or obnoxious person.
That dingleberry really hurt when I pulled it off, or that dingleberry broke his arm again
by Crammit January 20, 2006
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dingleberries

As defined in The War Of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts, by Louis de Bernieres:

'Dingleberries,' he said, assuming a professional air, 'are the little balls of fluff that appear in one's underwear and sometimes entwine themselves in one's pubic hair. Frequently they are of a grey colour and woolly nature.'
See above.
by Andrew March 3, 2004
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Dingleberry

A bead of poo stuck to your arse hair.
ewww is that a dingleberry in your arse?

ah yeah its been bugging me for days.
by Doubash and Doubash January 24, 2011
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Dingleberry

A stleathy, socially awkward make found prelly unexpected women on dancefloors at cocktail parties, weddings, and clubs all over the nation.

The Dingleberry is a common sight on the dance floors of cocktail parties, weddigs and clubs across the nation. This pest silently approach a non suspecting female dancer from behind and begin to dance behind her with the hopes of grinding his penis on her.

What Differs the dingle berry from the douche bag, is that the dingleberry is difficult to remove. Once a dingle berry humps his chosen woman she will most like have him attached to her ass for the rest of the night no how hard she shakes that booty trying to boogy away.
Sorry Girls, but i have go go sit down for a bit and detach this dingleberry from my ass so I can be comfortable. the dingleberry's dancing behind me and trying to pretend his penis just keeps accidently rubbing on my butt for song ofter song, I cant shake him off.
by sororitysam January 26, 2010
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dingleberries

poop that hangs off the hair in the butthole.
Man, those dingleberries really disgusted my date last night when he tried to stick it in me.
by Poop Daddy March 28, 2007
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dingleberry

1. (n) A bit of poo that gets caught on your butt hairs.
2. (v) To continue talking about a subject that nobody is listening to.
3. (n) Chicken and Brown Rice soup from Arlequin Bakery in San Francisco.
1. I had the worst dingleberry yesterday, but it crusted over so fast!
2. Quit your dingleberryin' Willis! Nobody listenin'!
3. Don't waste your hard earned cash on dingleberry in Hayes Valley.
by buttman124 February 21, 2011
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