Aristotle: "Why is Socrates looking at his fingers?"
Plato: "Man, he's just checking the digits, ain't nothing wrong with that."
Plato: "Man, he's just checking the digits, ain't nothing wrong with that."
by flammable_hammable March 22, 2010
Get the checking the digitsmug. Something you need to keep yourself safe from the online predators that will try to get you where the sun don’t shine.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
Get the digital underwearmug. by Kroth Tul'Ku July 25, 2006
Get the digital heroinmug. A remote worker who travels the world but can only talk about it in a conceited way. Key attributes may include:
• Traveling to cool places and ruining them in the process.
• Preaches about minimalistic lifestyle while life’s belongings are at parents’ house.
• Competes with US military for most unwanted presence.
• Unperturbed by the fact that their “unique find” coffee shop is filled with other digital gonads.
• Complains about capitalism while making 100x the average local salary.
• Sometimes doubles as a sex tourist.
• Leaves a trail of haters in their wake.
• Constantly reminds everyone about their odd working hours due to time differences.
• Travels the world but strategically leaves out Africa, India, and the Middle East.
• Disparages staying in one place but doesn’t realize they can only go their because people live in one place.
• Calls themselves a nomad but is over reliant on technology and infrastructure for basic survival
• Environmentalist but ignores their massive jet-setting lifestyle’s carbon footprint.
• Traveling to cool places and ruining them in the process.
• Preaches about minimalistic lifestyle while life’s belongings are at parents’ house.
• Competes with US military for most unwanted presence.
• Unperturbed by the fact that their “unique find” coffee shop is filled with other digital gonads.
• Complains about capitalism while making 100x the average local salary.
• Sometimes doubles as a sex tourist.
• Leaves a trail of haters in their wake.
• Constantly reminds everyone about their odd working hours due to time differences.
• Travels the world but strategically leaves out Africa, India, and the Middle East.
• Disparages staying in one place but doesn’t realize they can only go their because people live in one place.
• Calls themselves a nomad but is over reliant on technology and infrastructure for basic survival
• Environmentalist but ignores their massive jet-setting lifestyle’s carbon footprint.
Things a digital gonad might say: Where’s the Wi-Fi? Why is the Wi-Fi bad? My Wi-Fi was bad so I couldn’t join the call. What’s the password to your Wi-Fi? Generally, too much discussion about Wi-Fi.
by Digital Crawdad September 16, 2022
Get the Digital Gonadmug. Someone who preaches the gospel online. Whether on social media, internet forums, or any place else on the internet where free speech is abound.
by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream August 9, 2016
Get the Digital Prophetmug. Someone who obtains large amounts of video or music over the internet, usually by pirating or other questionable means.
by Captain Beta April 23, 2009
Get the Digital Buccaneermug. The interference created in speakers by a cellular phone transmitting next to it that resembles synthesized chicken clucks.
Your phone rang next to the speakers during my favorite part of the song, and all I could hear was a digital chicken.
by Juan Pierre LePirate March 31, 2009
Get the Digital Chickenmug.