Chode Diddly

A penis with only a head and no shaft.

Similar to a Chode

When Anthony asked his girlfriend to "work the shaft", she laughed and made him cum.

1: Anthony's girlfriend can't give him a proper blow job because he has a Chode Diddly

2: Can be used on its own even when someone with a Chode Diddly is not present.
Ex. Usually used when ecstatic. "CHODE DIDDLY!"

by Alex and Jon. Chode Diddly! June 1, 2010

diddly shit

A generic, and very vague way to answer a question with a great lack of enthusiasm. Commonly used after one has completed a task and is devastatingly bored, hence currently doing absolutely nothing or diddly shit.

Slim Johnson: "Hey Dick what have you been up to lately?"
Richard Head: "Well Slim... as of lately... diddly shit."

by Tight Chambers June 19, 2013

diddling

In short, to fool around with oneself; to masturbate; to commit Onanism.

Preferring toys to men, she diddled Valentine's night away.

by rokesmith February 14, 2005

dj diddles

The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch.
Often sited when on the phone.

Lauren was playing dj diddles while on the phone with me.

by heath, wynter, and matt September 21, 2008

diddle the bean

to rub a women's vagina with ones digits, to the point of orgasm

I diddle the bean so well the girls tell me "I have hands like a surgeon."

by Airline 77 February 29, 2008

diddly-farting

the act of doing nothing in a weird fashion

Noah, Brent, Amanda, Christa, and Josh were diddly-farting around today in the food court.

by acds April 10, 2012

diddle daddy

Like a sugar daddy but for underage teens.

Man Emile, I hate high school! I need to find me a diddle daddy to pay my way.

by Swag dog millionaire February 3, 2020