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Ryan was being such a derk at school.
by kore is cool October 3, 2023
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Derk

Cross between a jerk and a dick. Can be masculine or feminine
The guys at the local weed store were derks as they didn’t give me the 30% online preorder discount
by Stone Pony January 2, 2022
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some random 5'2 ass nigga who likes sucking massive dick all day. he is an abomination to the human race. he is in love with many men and women but they all sadly reject him due to his small penis size. he is also very poor so he asks for money every second and steals food from women. he also said he changed but in reality he didn't. he also can't pull for shit.
by Ivan Meza October 20, 2022
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This absolute gay man roams the streets at night, he multiplies by raping you and nests only at gay peoples homes, children's hospitals, and brualios house. He looks just like us. He hides in plain sight but one way to distinguish a derk is by their name, most go by derek the smarter one's "Big D."
The way he touched me made me think he's a derk
by sexiest nigger October 20, 2022
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Derked On

The act of beating someone catastrophically in a game (most commonly sword fighting).

Can also be used to insult people if you’re better than them. Just say “get derked on”.
Guy 1: “Yo, I’m so much better than you bruv. Get derked on”
Guy 2: “Oh no, I’ve been derked on.”
by Rusty Dave April 7, 2021
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a person who’s bed stinks, and they abuse their cat
person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.
by Pepperiscute June 5, 2021
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