cynic

A person who boldly tells it like it is. A person who sees the world without a blindfold covering the eyes.

And that explains why nobody likes cynics.

by AYB September 7, 2003

BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder

Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).

- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."

by iransan August 3, 2011

CYNE

An amazing underground hip-hop group hailing from west africa, and now resideing in Florida.

Any fan of Hip-Hop should give CYNE a try.
Check out there MySpace.

by Baraconda December 13, 2008

cynical romantic

Someone who thinks loves is a really nice thing and a great ideal, but believes that it is something that will realistically never happen for them.

"John really enjoys being around Erika, but he won't ask her out because he's convinced himself that any relationship would inevitably crash and burn. He's such a cynical romantic."

by alaricut October 27, 2008

cynic

An idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been removed, snapped in two and stomped into the ground, immediately improving his vision.

Authority figures and the Government only tell you what to do because they want to help

Cynic's translation: They tell you what to do and how to do it because they, like everyones eles, want power and control.

by adammmm June 28, 2007

cynical

A man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

Cynical person: "People always smile in front of a camera"

by Dagon4 August 20, 2013

Cyndy

Cyndy is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. A hot mama with her perfect personality! She is a crazy good drunken kickball player and always knows how to have a good time. Always quick with a comeback and an uncanny use of vocabulary. A Cyndy can always make you laugh and life would just be a bore without one.

"I've never seen something so beautiful and awesome!" "Then you've never met a Cyndy!!!"

by Rafikkki February 3, 2010