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Cunt-a-table

Cunt-a-table is a term used for when a female(or someone with female Genitalia,hence 'Cunt') smashes/hits there reproductive organ against any part of of a table.
Person A - 'I'm so bored'

Person B - 'Ahh just Cunt-a-table'
by George_94 November 19, 2009
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Cunt Blindness

1. The common eye disease which causes a person to overlook anyone who is a cunt or acting as such.

2. The aftermath of oral stimulation to a squirter.
1. Dude, im sorry i didnt see you, i suffer from cunt blindness

2. After a few minutes of fun, Steve had to get a towel to relieve his cunt blindness
by GamblinFaceDoctor May 25, 2010
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sound cunt

Scottish Term of endearment;

Someone who is a genuinely good person.
"Aye, a know John. He's a sound cunt"
by Ayesoundmate July 24, 2017
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Serving cunt

Similar to serving realness, serving cunt takes serving realness to the next level. It’s pussy power. Bold. To the point. And overall extravagant. Any gender is able to serve cunt. It’s a mindset.
Omg Chloe you’re serving cunt tonight!
by M1dn1ghtt0ker June 17, 2021
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cuntabis

Marijuana that is smuggled inside someone's vaginal cavity.
No man would ever fill her up like that magnum full of cuntabis on the way back from Amsterdam.
by Chick-n-potpie December 5, 2009
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Corntang

(n.) A combination of the words corn hole and poon tang. Corntang is a word used to describe a girls butthole.

(v.) The act of eating a girls butthole.
Wow that girl is so hott. I would definitely eat her corntang.

You have a beautiful butthole, if only you were down to corntang.

What? You haven't douched today? Its fine, I'll just corntang.
by JoeyDaJock June 19, 2011
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pretentious cunt

Someone who thinks and acts like they're better than most people and have usually forgotten their roots and where they came from.
by Urban street roamer August 9, 2016
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