Cumfounded

Surprise and astonishment as though one was struck by a load of cum.

Tony was completely cumfounded when Matt came out of the closet.

by Scott Pitt January 21, 2009

retarded cumfuck

When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.

Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.

by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009

cumslurper

Someone who slups cum. A good insult for sluts!

Sidni and Crystal, quit being a little cumslurpers!

by Maria Peters October 1, 2007

Cumflustered

The somewhat mind boggeling confusing which overcomes a woman where she recieves, on her face, several bursts of seminal fluid from multiple angles, resulting in a temporary "dementia" like state accompanied by a bewildering facial expression.

... Dude, me Mike and the boy's went all bukake on this drunk hoe's ass last night after the club. That bitch was totally cumflustered

by the-t-o-dubdizzle May 13, 2011

cumfuzzle

to confuse someone

i is all cumfuzzled

by bob rickets April 14, 2003

Cumslut

A sexual pet name usually used during intercourse or a sexual activity most of the time used as referral to the bottom (gay) girl(straight)

Jason: uh yeah baby uhhhh suck that cock you little cumslut- you want it uhhhh yeahhhh

Stephanie: it’s a bit salty luv <3

by Unicorn child Tehe August 25, 2020

Cumslut

a dude named Shawn

"shawn is such a cumslut"

by horrific_scene April 2, 2019