Holy Meat Clench

An Holy Meat Clench is the act of using holy water to masturbating vigorously.

Did you hear, Bobby did a Holy Meat Clench right in the middle of mass!

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B June 14, 2017

Orphan Ass Clenchers

When an orphan clenches their ass SO HARD they end up sucking their own no no body part

Those orphans were Orphan Ass Clenchers and they sucked their own dick so hard, it fell off

by NOT An Orphan Ass Clencher January 23, 2021

clench factor

a reliable and easy ratio used to measure a man's hottnes based on his ability to clench his jaw. the more a man clenches his jaw before he's about to kiss a girl, the hotter he is. this can be seen in the movie "step up."

"oh wow, this guy's clench factor definitely makes him worthy for me"

by sclurba August 22, 2006

Cench

(commonly pronounced as sench but best when emphasis is put on the "en" cENch) Def-A state of being drunk and high, when the room starts spinning and you become a human 'centrifuge', in short cench. It can be used as a verb as cench or cenching; an adjective describing a person as cench; a noun describing the materials that will get you cench; Cench can also describe people who often get to this state with the title of 'brother/sister of the cench'. When out with others and the entire group is indulging in cench materials it is customary for the first person who believes that they have reached this state to loudly announce just the single word of "CENCH!!"

I've got plenty of cench for tonight you should come over.

Hey man last night was crazy, dude you were cench out of your mind.

Brothers of the cench would you like to cench tonight? Cench???

by Cenchbrothers195 September 30, 2011

Clenching

A neo-modern activity, involving the act of heterosexual men attending a homosexual nightclub with friends, traditionally for cheap drinks and the prospect of meeting an attractive woman with experimental tendencies. In doing this, the man often has to awkwardly reject the advances of drunk homosexual men, and hence 'clenching' their bumcheeks together.

Can be justified in conversation by shrugging shoulders and saying "YOLO."

"Hey, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm going clenching with some friends"

"Ha, good luck.."

by Leeroy von Clenchencheek September 27, 2012

Sheet Clencher

One who clenches the sheets when taking it up the ass

Krystain is a sheet clencher

by Nickilous October 19, 2005

penis clenching

when one sees someone so un-sexually arousing that the tip of the penis literally clenches shut. One assumes this is a natural human reaction to even the slightest chance of sperm leaving the body and finding its way to an egg housed in the object of one's disgust, thus furthering the insult to mankind that is said person.

Guy 1: "dude, that look on your face, are you penis clenching?"
Guy 2: "Check out Nora the whale over by the concessions stand" (shocker)

by thebiggercat September 12, 2010