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Cum Cumbler

When a man is so desperate to cum on or in you at any time, even if your family member just passed away he just wants to be a cum cumbler and cum. He has no heart, his heart is in his cock.
"Oh my god, my cat just died I was crying but he wanted to cum all over me being a cum cumbler."
by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020
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Warming a Cobbler

Brewing up a big ol’ shit.
Who’s farting in here? The room smells like hot ass. Just me braaaaahhhh. I’m warming a cobbler. Should be ready from the oven shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
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squat cobbler

A squat cobbler is someone who squats over pies (like apple and rhubarb), and rubs their buttocks over the oven warmed dessert for sexual arousal.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.
I would like to partake in Squat Cobbling to get myself off tonight.
Or
Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.

He is a Squat Cobbler.
by Jimmy MacGill June 22, 2016
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chubbler

A cross between chillum and a bubbler.
by thc September 16, 2004
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cobblestone

a Northern Virginia neighborhood often refered to as "the jungle"
"Oh shit man...ain't this cobblestone?"
"Ahh, so you know about this place huh?"
"yea man I heard you dont come in here with anything less than a platoon."
by the blue moon January 15, 2008
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oswald cobblepot

the name of the character 'the penguin'in tim burton's 1992 batman film, BATMAN RETURNS
THE PENGUIN: a penguin is a bird that cannot fly! I am a man! I have a name! Oswald Cobblepot!
by XrumorX April 21, 2009
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Cubbles the troll

Is an unpleasant thing. It means feces or poop it actually means the s word and is not usally a nice thing to say.
yuck look at all this cubbles the troll on the ground in the pig pen!
by Bing Ordanate September 16, 2009
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