cuban surprise

When you cover your dick in flavored rolling paper and make sure it's nice and tight. Then you get a girl to circumsize your penis, like you would do to the end of a cigar if you are about to smoke it. Then the girl lights the tip of your penis to stop the bleeding from the circumcision and begins suck or do whatever she wants with your penis.

My girl wanted to smoke last night do I gave her a Cuban surprise.

I was super drunk last night so I gave myself a Cuban surprise.

by Sexytexan1990 January 11, 2014

Half Smoked Cuban

A lonely stool left unflushed in a toilet much to the surprise of the next user

"Steer clear of trap number three, someone's left a half smoked cuban in there"

by Fidel Castro's sister March 6, 2009

cubans

best love makers cigar makers clothes maker musicians cookers in the world

cubans have the best women ever great dancers

by imcuban February 6, 2010

Cuban Skype

When a coworker prefers to yell to a person across the room instead of skyping.

Miguel skyped Carlito, "What did you do last night?" Miguel, who sits two cublices away replied by saying"I WENT TO THE TITTY BAR LAST NIGHT! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!!" through cuban skype.

by Sativa Rose February 22, 2009

Cubanophobia

Disgust toward Cubans or being one. Most Cubans are cheap,rude, delinquents who decide to blame all their problems on Castro and victimize themselves so as to get sympathy points from people who wouldn't like them in the first place.

Example of Cubanophobia : I hate Cuban people but they're so rude they sicken me, with their attitude and pride, I'm Cubanophobic, I wish their island could sink beneath the sea so as not to hear them anymore.

by ozzy69 November 4, 2014

Cuban mudshovel

The act of inserting a Cuban cigar into a woman's rectum, then removing and smoking it, while having anal sex with the woman.

"Dude, that cigar you gave me made for an awsome Cuban mudshovel last night."

by Bob Brewski April 24, 2008

cuban number station

It is not known exactly what they are there, but its pretty much transmitted enigma in CW mode and then a bunch of numbers (in Spanish) in AM mode. It sounds like a female computer voice.

Cuban number stations can be monitored all across North America.

CUBAN NUMBER STATION COMMON JAMMING FREQUENCIES:

3060 (very common on the 6.6 MHz pirate radio band also)
3090
3292 6867 7648 8790 11215
3410 6872 7682 8873 11468
3444 6888 7726 8980 12144
3926 6890 7743 8992 13373
40176892 7755 9120 13419
4020 6920 7845 9140 14180
4027 6933 7860 9237 14736
4174 6935 7887 9251 14770
4601 6983 7890 9255 14825
4610 6953 8010 9330 17425
4328 6942 8018 9925 17520
4479 6768 6995 8066 10125 18035
5087 6778 7425 8126 10180 18434
5118 6787 7435 8136 10270 20316
5135 6797 7480 8150 10345 21865
5407 6800 7482 8165 10510
5415 6825 7520 8186 10713
5417 6840 7525 8240 10865
5420 6856 7580 8380 11125

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 10, 2003