crystel

A cute and soft girl when you get to know her but fierce when se feels like she needs to be. She acts like a tomboy however inside she is the type of girl to flush over a guy. She independent when needs be and can stand up for herself and whats right.

Crystel is my role model!

by Icy Wrist Queen April 28, 2017

Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.

Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.

by zorcher June 13, 2009

crystal menthe

A strong alcoholic beverage invented in August of 2006 in the Bahamas. As said by the name, it's most potent ingredient is Creme de Menthe. This obviously gives the drinker an overwhelming sensation that they are drinking listerine. Best taken in very small shots after slightly inebriated.

The name was a spin-off joke on the drug crystallized methamphetamine.

- "You wanna do shots?"
~ "Yeah, let's see how many crystal menthes we can handle."
- "No way, that stuff's way too strong .. and expensive."

by little orphan annie September 18, 2006

crystal skull head

When somones head resembles that of a crystal skull which was once found in an Indiana Jones film.

Woah Danny watch where you're swinging that crystal skull head!

by dannyjegghead March 13, 2014

crystal licker

Derogatory name for a new age hippy. Typically known for an unhealthy obsession with inanimate objects like rocks and stones. Believing they have souls, they communicate and make love to them under the moonlight.

Dude 1: Whos that? She's hot!
Dude 2: That's Zoe, but she just changed her name to Moonchild and stopped shaving her legs.
Dude 1: Gross! What a crystal licker.

by 123DiamondDog June 1, 2017

striding the crystal summit

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

Crysis

The ultimate way to test your PC's power.

"Hey man, what's up?"
"My computer exploded."
"WHAT?!?!?"
"Crysis."
"Oh."

by FrankTheTankOS March 31, 2013