cryptocunt

1 of a group of millionaire investors specialising in cryptocurrency pumps, who first got involved in 2013, made a shitload of cash and doesn't know what to spend it on.

Look at that rich and goodlooking cryptocunt over there. I wish I was a cryptocunt like him/her

by @thecryptocunts August 9, 2017

Cryptic

Scary , horrifing , creepy , any thing which has morbid nature

Cryptic is the only way to describe that ugly bitches hair.

by Russel Mendes January 20, 2009

CrypticJonas

The most awesome person in existence

yoooo is that CrypticJonas? He's so fucking amazing and handsome

by RandomPerson3969 April 9, 2021

Cryptic

A Flag representing a special place in our society, such as Pete & Pete, Foster Child, tree hair, glasses, and a super duper G-String.

"Hey man, you best rep the cryptic
emu"

by Sherlock March 28, 2003

Crypticness

The skill possesed by one 'Plastic_Demons' to convey information through covert and disguised methods.

"Demons' crypticness is really confusing me today..."

by Bullett March 31, 2005

cryptochronoconalyte

A strong strain of weed "custom" grown by JD

The name originates from a weed joke from Katt Williams

Damn this cryptochronoconalyte it some fucking dank ass bud.

by JD0x0 October 2, 2009

cryptochondriac

a person who is actually hypochondriac in nature but pretends not to be so.

What? You are not anxious about your health? I know you are a cryptochondriac.

by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010