Crack a crustie

To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.

The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.

by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010

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Extreme Russian Crushin

Plunging your pole into the firm black hole of the abyss. This black hole preferably belongs to old Russians. Side effects normally include not being able to sit or walk for days, a headache, and a ten hour recovery period.

Phil: I can't walk man.

Andrew: Why can't you walk my friend.

Phil: I would rather not say...

Andrew: Oh no, not Extreme Russian Crushin!

by extremerussiancrushin November 22, 2011

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crusting • crustin • crustina • Crustinance • Crustination • Crustinator • Crustine • Crustiness • crustini • air crusting

I am totally crushing

from the popular Teen Girl Squad cartoon via homestarrunner. it means that the person has a total, complete and utter crush on someone.

"i am totally crushing over peter."

by Bobby S July 24, 2003

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Crushing it

Being in severe shape, looking good, being better than others, looking hot, feeling positive, having more than others, having relations with other attractive people, generally serving well

Chris W: Hey Jake how are you doing

Jake: I'm Crushing it

or

Chris W: Suzy is really hot

Jake: I crushed it already

by Faces5k April 3, 2006

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Butt Crusties

The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.

"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".

by castigrl4 January 12, 2008

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