Crum

When you crap and cum at the same time.

Lornes head was so good it made me crum. I was cleaning up the entire next day.

by Willaskin January 1, 2024

Crummed

Doing half a job or not doing a job properly.

Why isn't this working properly? It's likely the engineer crummed it.

by Jupback July 8, 2020

crums

verb, noun, adjective or any "fill in the blank" word to describe anything at any given time.

"omg you can be so crums sometimes!"

by professor crums January 13, 2009

crums

that guy that everybody likes, cute,nice and dont flex on the others. and like hedge.

Oh look that guy is cool just like crums!

by hacker doge December 14, 2020

Crum Bum

Someone late to the market who's wants buy your bitcoin crum's in the begining of a bull run. Legacy finance professionals, gold bugs, anyone who called Bitcoin rat poison. Friends, or colleuges, who laughed at you years ago buying but now want buy some them selfs.

Ya those guys at Black Rock are real Crum Bums

by Hodl Master June 6, 2024

Crum

A word for great at most things, and people with this as a middle or last name have a 7+incher

Girl 1: wow look! its crum!
Girl 2: I hear he has a 7 incher

by JOshyiscool October 18, 2019

Crum

When you cry and cum.

"Dave was high af last night, so when he was fucking Synthia he thought that here face had turned into a demon."
"Bet he crummed really hard."

by Dordobolong May 23, 2022