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Crotch Rocket

I almost died tryna ride that Crotch Rocket

Crotch Rocket

I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket

I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket
Crotch Rocket by Sh*tsticks October 29, 2018

Crotch Rocket

A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet
Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*

Little Shit: "Your car sucks"

DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
Crotch Rocket by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020

Crotch rocket

Dude I was at a campfire and I gotta mad crotch rocket
Crotch rocket by Crabbypats February 26, 2021

Crotch rocket

Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.
Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
Crotch rocket by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021

Crotch rocket

A queen so hard it shoots you in the air.
My queen was so hard it felt like a crotch rocket.