Colorado Crotch Rocket

The act of masturbating on the peak of a 14,000 ft mountain.
Dude, I climbed Pikes Peak and gave myself a Colorado Crotch Rocket!
by Selorex December 18, 2012
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crotch rocket

"I got thrown off my crotch rocket doing 130."
by Diego August 17, 2003
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columbus crotch rocket

A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.
Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.
by Herroguy March 25, 2014
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Completely useless
Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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mexican crotch rocket

A sultty mexican chick that me that me you cum quick.
that mexican crotch rocket gave me crab last night
by TCI student August 06, 2009
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Crotch Rocket

When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.
Rick ass fucked Misty screamed crotch rocket and masturbated on Misty's back.
by HyperionYT July 01, 2015
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Crotch Rocket

When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.
Rick ass fucked Misty screamed crotch rocket and masturbated on Misty's back.
by HyperionYT July 01, 2015
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