crop dusting

the act of flatulating while being spooned by your partner

last night i got crop dusted by my old lady while we were spooning.

by qtip April 15, 2005

crop dusting

this is when your at a real busy bar or club and a dude rubs up on you trying to get by. even though there is a cute girls standing right behind you he could have rubbed up on.

yo jeff, that dude just crop dusted me, i swear, the next person to do it is getting lumped up. yo

by j August 04, 2004

Crop dusted

Somebody sprays the literal shit while near you

Liliana: John I told you not to crop dust me

John : what I'm not allowed to shit my pants sorry I Crop dusted You damm

by Themcchickenhouse101 March 08, 2018

crop dusting

A slang term used among many avid bird lovers or wildlife rehabilitation workers to define the particular defense display that is unique and limited only to barn owls. A barn owl, when cornered, will fan out it's wings and lower it's head, swinging it slowly from side to side as it hisses. This display is termed as crop dusting.

"wtf is that owl doing?"
"crop dusting, leave it alone."

by Julia Stewert November 07, 2007

Crop dusting

Farting while walking
Kinda what a train does

Oh my God I was crop dusting on the way to work and while walking through the building
The train was crop dusting so much steammmm

by X6666X April 11, 2016

Crop Dust

The use of "Shake" or leftover weed dust in the end of a bag to sprinkle over a full bowl pack

Dude, i just crop dusted that last bowl and i got so blasted

by Nikki P Sixx January 17, 2007

crop dust suicide

When you accidentally fart as you are sitting down to poop and you have your head in the fumes!

I heard Jeff gagging in the bathroom and I assumed he committed crop dust suicide!

by Bigrow January 29, 2016