Cronch

When you get a wedgie so far up your ass that you have anal contusions

That bully pulled my underwear and gave me a nasty cronch

by Cronch giver February 24, 2019

cronch

When something to eat is very very damn hard crispy then you say so

Eating popcorn
Nobody:

Skrunky: *CRONCH*

by Tizflint March 24, 2019

Cronch

The hard crust residue in dirty/used underwear; the desire to perform oral sex on dirty genitalia, in the case of low hygiene standards it may be used twice.

“I don’t care if your panties hard in the middle, cronch cronch Motherfucker” ; “you know that girl desarae? She left her thong in my bathroom and it was dried to a cronch ”

by Dickcheeseyy November 17, 2019

Coonchode

A coonchode is a scary man with a biiiiiiig enormous chode

He’s a big coonchode him

by Coonchodecreator January 1, 2020

Cronch

The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.

Omg, that egg got cronched

She got bowspammed so much she cronched

My will to live got cronched

I want to cronch you

by asdfghjkBowSpammer August 15, 2020

Cronch

When you bite something but extra.

"I'm gonna eat them" "No, you're gonna cronch them"

by Mysterious Mustard Man March 10, 2021

cronchies

lowkey cute pvper, fucking dumbass sometimes (IM KIDDING). Likes big tit women, maybe cronchies will notice me uwu

I love fucking daddy cronchies OwO

by Hawtiebecurling May 19, 2021