Croner

Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."

I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.

by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005

midday choker

Fellatio position using the office copier for leverage or balance.

"Bob got fired for trying to get a midday choker from his secretary."

by irowboat August 27, 2009

Cooker

definition for a heater or heating appliance

Person 1: turn on the cooker
Person 2: sure thing mate

by washyourspaghetti June 11, 2019

herring choker

Someone who comes from New Brunswick, Canada. The term is derived from the stereotype that people living in he maritimes only eat fish, herring in particular.

Herring Chokers are not Bluenosers.

by Heidi Bialik December 22, 2005

crocker

To do something that screws up someone else.

I had a job all lined up, but that asshole crockered me!

by freem0nt May 23, 2010

black choker

a black belt for sucking dick

I saw Kyra wearing a black choker, she must give that good succ succ.

by stellaann April 8, 2017

croner

The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.

"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."

"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."

"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."

by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005