Crit Stånd

Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.

Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk

(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!

by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016

crit-spam

When somebody sends some crap/shit to a huge mailing list of "friends'".

In trying to get friends to notice an up and coming DJ, Julie crit-spammed a select group of her Facebook friends.

by jubu2324 July 25, 2011

clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

by philologue October 5, 2011

Crit Shaker

The Crit shaker, Give me the Crit shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Crit ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. Look good bro?

Give me the Crit Shaker

by Bardledoo February 15, 2023

No Random Crits Syndrome

Something that a random forgettable Tf2 YouTuber coined where weapons in TF2 have no random crits and that’s all it is and it has no use at all.

No Random Crits Syndrome may have something to do with Sado-Masochism

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 18, 2022

crit

lol krit 1oneam 2fartymcfly lol kritlerunderground lol krit

yo dat nigga music crit

by 💉💉💉💉 November 28, 2023

crit

When you cry and shit yourself at the same time.

He was so upset that all he could do was crit.

I realize you're really upset. Oh no, are you going to crit?

by glount September 14, 2023