Teen Life Crisis

When you've done something for so long in your teens years and realizes that it has been a big waste of time, such as spending hours on the computers during days where the days could have been spent learnig something or advancing something.

Jake always complains life is boring and there is no point in living, but he is just going through a Teen Life Crisis. It's probably because he spent the last three months playing video games only.

by AceZero1 August 28, 2009

pants crisis

1. Freaking out over something stupid
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants

"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"

by Nashala October 24, 2006

Midriff Crisis

The female version of the midlife crisis. Often times it involves a tummy tuck and/or any other plastic surgery procedure to make her look younger.

"I saw Wanda coming out of the plastic surgeons office today. I'm guessing her Midriff Crisis is kicking in hard. I should know. That's why I was there, too."

by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009

Textistential Crisis

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's

In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.

by _pone_ July 31, 2020

First word crisis

Having a hard time talking after a long period of silence

“She had a serious first word crisis after spending the entire morning doing homework”

by UrbanBanjo. October 31, 2013

crisbel

A Crisbel is a nice and sweet girl that will always be there for you. A Crisbel is pretty and smart but so short except with the biggest butt ever

Woah look at Crisbel

by Crisbel March 19, 2017

But can it run crisis?

A phrase used whenever an electronic device, computer or computer component is brought up in a thread; usually to ask how powerful it is due to Crisis and Crisis 2 having some of the best graphics and highest system requirements for computer games.

Dude A: I just got a new graphics card today!
Dude B: That's cool bro, but can it run crisis?

by zxvcn October 9, 2011