cresteme

An amazing thing, often meaning better than cool.

I thought that movie was pretty cool, in fact it was cresteme.

by Craigus Campbell July 1, 2008

Crisket

A crusty, cum-infused biscuit.

Once Barry finished unloading his cumbersome consignment, the crisket was sodden to the core.

by LordBlastula March 29, 2022

Ice Crested Warbler

The most beautiful bird to have existed. Some will say it doesn’t exist, but few have been graced by its ultimate glory.

Wow look at that bird. An ice crested warbler I reckon!

by Andrewsfoot December 24, 2020

cribster

A baby who is forced to become trendy by its urban hipster parents. More and more boutiques in upscale neighborhoods cater to these parents, stuck in 1/3-life crisis, who buy their baby clothes and accessories that are essentially scaled-down versions of the Hot Topic product line. It's a way for young moms to live the party life vicariously through their child, 16 years before that child will be allowed to party.

I don't know what's more disturbing: that the 35-year old mom in Starbucks is wearing a babydoll shirt that says "Sex Kitten"... or that her cribster is wearing the same thing.

by Ben Frey January 27, 2007

christen

To perform an act (ususally having sex or smoking pot) in a new location for the first time.

Hey Baby, lets christen these new sheets!
OR
Have you christened your new apartment yet?

by alabaster mcnasty November 2, 2005

Christeline

A beautiful, big-breasted, woman with dark brown hair, and brown eyes. She is a whole lot of woman, and most can't handle it. She has a ghetto booty, and she loves it when you squeeze it. She makes friends at an instant and has the guys drooling over her. She doesn't even try, they just like her breasts.

Damn, did you see that chick's jugs?

Hell yeah! She must have been a Christeline.

by JCookies September 3, 2011

crasterbation

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"

"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."

by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006