Thought Crime

A theoretical felony. The federally punishable act of thinking about unlawful acts, thinking of committing them, or having thoughts contrary to the will of the established government or relevant legal or social paradigm. An arrestable offense regardless of whether or not action has been taken towards the thought, even lacking traditional evidence of any kind of wrongdoing.

This idea is prevalent in the dystopian novel "1984," by british author George Orwell.

I'm glad Bush is out of office. I was sure I was going to get sent to Guantanomo for Thought Crimes.

by ubermatt2000 May 25, 2009

crime rave

What will happen if Trump builds the wall.

"Nothing will stop me," trump said ," I will build a wall. And then we will have a literal crime rave. crime rave. Crime rave. CRIIIIIIIIIIIME RAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!" *Que upbeat music and rainbow lights*

by Wendy Conbolt February 15, 2017

beer crime

Any act that wastes beer. Spilling beer is a beer crime, as is not finishing all your beer by leaving the last inch or two in the glass or container. Putting beer in the freezer and letting it explode...beer crime.

Larry accidentally knocked over his beer, and cursed his own clumsiness and beer crime.

by prosparky September 16, 2005

body like baywatch, face like crimewatch

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime

She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.

by world March 22, 2005

Crime got it

A term used to notify colleagues of something illegal/immoral is going to happen.

At a diner or chain restaurant...

-"Let me see the bill so I can split it up right."
-"Forget that, crime got it" (Leaving the check unpaid.

by eyeintheskeye October 31, 2009

Crimewaver

"Crimewaver" (Noun) Derived from the word crimewave; is a noun used to describe a person who partakes in the act of "Crimewaving" (Verb).

A crimewaver is typically involved in nefarious acts such as illegal business operations, money laundering, organized crime, and driving luxurious and exotic sports cars such as the Ferrari F40, and Mercedes G-Wagon.
What the average person would see as immoral or corrupt, is just an average day for a crimewaver.
Crimewaver's value their class, wealth, family, and honor above all else.

"I am going to flip this city upside down. That's just what a crimewaver does."
"Miami is a place for many, some chase the sunset, some go to school, but others seem to love crimewaving."
"That lady is a crimewaver, she has a grenade launcher under her rifle!"
"If theres one thing a crimewaver never wishes for, it would be a phone call from the FBI."

by Adrixcee! October 6, 2023

noff crime

a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.

EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...

Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.

EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::

Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"

:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::

Reporter: ... what a noff crime...

by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009