Anal Craving Cock Jockey

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.

Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!

by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009

My heart was crying

When something happens that you believe to be sad

you see a dying baby bird
- my heart was crying when I saw that

by Edizzle August 25, 2005

crying thick

sobbing so much that thick rivers of tears flow down your cheeks

she's laughing so hard she started crying thick.

after her mother died she started to cry thick.

by Murdoc Stryker February 8, 2012

Crying wolf in the zoo

Stating the obvious, especially while thinking you made a great observation.

-May I have your phone? Can't find mine
-Oh, so try calling it
-Yes, good idea. May I have your phone?
-So you can call... I'm crying wolf in the zoo again, right?

by e-shy May 13, 2017

Crying

the sound people make when they realise its Monday.

this morning I was crying because now I have to use my alarm.

by dolan time June 3, 2019

Crying Mamas cult

We love our all mighty lord Mamas who likes to cry. 🛐🙏
They make us so happy that we stick marbles up our noses and open our legs wide up for them.

I am apart of the crying Mamas cult.

by Mamas lover February 10, 2021

crying session

a section of your day, preferably scheduled, that is reserved specifically for bawling your eyes out until you can’t feel anymore. my favorite part of the day.

“sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have a crying session at 7.”

by sadpill April 5, 2021