crappacino

(a)A drink that in no way resembles cappacino yet is labelled under that name. Often tasting of old fag ends mixed with mud topped with foam that looks and tastes like cheap shaving foam.

To drink 'a crap cino' hence crappacino or any drink purchased from Starbucks.

by Aneeta August 15, 2006

crappitite

The extreme urgency to crap.

After the nuclear war Jim lost his crappitite

by Jim Gayman September 2, 2006

crapping up

Similar to the idiom 'cropping up' or 'crop up' only more negative, annoying or 'crappy'.

Interest in international issues has cropped up on many university campuses.

I keep trying to close the deal, but all kinds of underhanded resistance keeps crapping up at every turn!

That college used to be pretty cool until the Gay, Goth and Skinhead movements crapped up everywhere.

by S. B. Jackson April 8, 2008

crappily

To do something badly/somthing done badly

This car was built crappily

by Mr. Bossopotomus October 23, 2013

holy crapsickle

It is when crap, shit, and holy shit just aren't enough. It takes the recognition of something being bade to a hole new level.

employee 1: hey, the boss just found out that you spent all of last week on e-bay instead of going over the johnson report.

employee 2: O.O HOLY CRAPSICKLE!!! I'm screwed!!!!

by sportsgirl13 August 23, 2009

pants-crappingly

An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed by "awesome" and most commonly describing an action movie, metal band, or lesbian porno.

I think viking metal is some of the most pants-crappingly awesome music there is out there!

by Kevin Tracy August 6, 2007

crappuccino

A cappuccino that is lacking in all the qualities of a true cappuccino, be it due too lack of heat, lack of coffee, or simple lack of flavour.

"I ordered a coffee half an hour ago and all I got was this tepid crappuccino. Damn Starbucks and their lacklustre service."

by bonbonbonbonbons September 22, 2009